Rule breakers in lockdown When the sun comes up from the night Llandudno is seen in a different light A perspective you've never seen in wales before Billy, Goat and Gruff rading the vegetable store Eating the fruit from down that aisle They bleeted "We'll only be here for a while" They desert the food stock in the only Lidl And destroy the park in the towns middle They've invented a new thing called panic eating Destroying the point of Boris' meeting Stuffing their faces with more than they can chew The packaging is being munched away too Anything that they see, they take, they eat They don't save it for later, nothing to them is a treat They're even eating things like hand gel Without this, wales are going to be unhygienic as well The only thing they have left is a roll As germans would say, "Es ist nicht toll" I don't know what the welsh would say But I know what they'd say is not okay Save that pristine roll of TP For the goats will soon need it desperately At least they don't know about Ocado The only food supply left in Llandudno By Mia, age 13